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Jay Smooth Announces Plan to Sell Brooklyn Bridge

21 December, 2009 04:59:25 ill doctrine
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Prominent hip-hop pundit announces plans to sell historic New York landmark; offer fuzzy on details but expected to bring many offers.

Jay Smooth, host of the Oscar and Emmy-winning videoblog Illdoctrine.com, announced this week he is selling the historic Brooklyn Bridge. The stunning announcement was made during the E! News channel's annual Kwanzaa special.

Mr. Smooth, also a longtime radio host and former Navy SEAL, revealed his plans in a hastily arranged press conference held outside his spaceship. He did not explain how he came to own New York's famous landmark, but said he said he expects the sale to go smoothly despite his lack of detail.

Smooth explained, "when I saw how many people believed that Asher Roth is gay, because of one terribly written article on a website nobody's ever heard of, I knew it was time for the world to hear about this bridge I'm trying to sell."

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ill doctrine on 21 December, 2009 06:21:28
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This is a remarkable story that I hope will be read far and wide. It is also completely true.
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ill doctrine on 21 December, 2009 06:20:26
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This is a remarkable story that I hope be read far and wide. It is also completely true.
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